Quiet Riot

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Anita was a tiny little half-Eastern girl in a dress. Naturally, she would be underestimated by large, fat men. She didn't care whether it was funny or not, just that she was going to show those damned pirates just who was the boss here!

"They're quite handy~," she said quite cheerfully as she brandished it at another pirate, almost as if daring him to come towards her instead of one of the younger passengers and get a face full of frying pan - which he quite did. "It already does!"

Another pirate came in, one that seemed to be the captain. Either way... Anita just stared at the man as he spoke in one of the most polite accents that she had ever heard in her life. Was... was her hearing alright? "What is this, I don't even..."

She shook her head, keeping a grip on her frying pan and watching the pirates carefully.

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<sub>Crash stopped when he saw that pirate and the others started speaking in a posh accent. It was so weird to him and he just stared at Anita in confusion. So were the other people. Honestly, they expected a bunch of crude people, but not this time. He just stared and then immediately shot an arrow at the guy. It got lodged in his shoulder and then he just raged.

"How dare you, small child!" He yelled at the kid, who had to wave his nose cause his breath smelled so bad. Crash then rolled his eyes and then spoke up, balling his fists up into a fighting stance.

"Hey, you stormed on here. What did you expect, a welcome party?" Yep, Crash talked back. "Furthermore, I am an adult! I just look small." Maybe Anita had time to sneak up behind this fat guy and whack him upside the head.</sub>

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Honestly, her first time traveling out of the country, and she got attacked by pirates. Either way, the posh pirate was busy ranting at Crash about an arrow in that accent of his. And that meant that not only was he not paying attention to the other passengers, he wasn't paying attention to Anita. The young girl held her frying pan and snuck around as Crash distracted the other man, trying not to be heard.

When she was close enough behind him, she raised the frying pan and-

WHAM.

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<sub>Crash had to deal with strange things in his life, but this was definitely one of the strangest. Either way, he got his fists up and he was ready to defend himself, or just argue with the crazy posh pirate and hope he doesn't puke form the rancid breath. So he would spot Anita sneaking up behind him and he would just grin at the man.

"It doesn't matter! You all are inferior to me! For I am the great-" WHAM. The man was clunked in the back of his head and Crash reared his fist back to slug the man in the face, sending him reeling and then forward. Crash had to step aside as the man was knocked unconscious.

"You just got KO'd by a girl wielding a frying pan. I'd say you're not so great anymore." Crash grinned.</sub>

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Anita would have to agree on it being the strangest thing that she had ever dealt with in her life. The other passengers of the airship would likely agree as well. Either way, she had smashed the frying pan against the pirate, and with Crash's help, he was now unconscious.

"Thank you, Crash." Grinning, Anita curtsied and scurried on back over to Crash just in case any of the other pirate's got ideas. Granted, they didn't look so great anymore now that they had gotten KOed by a very short teenage girl...

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<sub>Crash grinned back at Anita as she spoke up and he would shake her hand, looking down at the man. The other pirates decided that they had enough and started to escape the place, two of the guys picking up the dread pirate captain and pulling him back towards their ship as they let go of them. He and Anita were then congratulated and they sat back down, being given a slice of cake for each of them. Which was very nice, especially towards Anita.

"Whew! Maybe by now we can actually get to Seria." He sighed. "... Hey, maybe I can get information about my dad too. Heh..." He finally had a dad.</sub>